Drama West Side Story Style

Around midnight I was awaken by angry voices on the street outside our home. "One on one, man." was repeated over and over and this is how the most ridiculous reenactment of West Side Story went down in my neighborhood.

The choreography was terrible, the lines were weak and the main characters were the biggest bunch buffoons imaginable. Hours later the two "warriors" still hadn't touched each other but continued to throw barbs as both their cars sat running. Are they not aware of the gas prices? Supporting roles ventured from the homes, chanting what may have been the most annoying banter & giggles. To add to the musical several neighborhood dogs gave their two cents. Sequels are expected.

Exhausted and disgusted, this narrator, crawled back into bed wondering what possibly she did in a past life to deserve this.