Haunted Bathrooms

What's worse than feeling that cold chill & knowing that you're not alone? Being in the bathroom while the haunting is happening.

I'll try not to get too graphic because I don't really care for potty humor, but a few nights ago I was taking a tinkle when the roll of toilet paper decided to spin like mad, dumping toilet paper all over the ground. I had to reach over and stop the frenzy or I'm sure the entire roll would have been all over the place. Now, I try to keep an open mind about ghosts and since living in our 100 year old house we've had several experiences that has made us believers, but this was the first in the bathroom.

So was I scared sh*tless? It would have been a good place to be, but no, I was pissed. Ugh, no pun intended. I thought it was extremely tacky. Isn't any place sacred?!? Bathrooms should be off limits!!

I would like to think that it wasn't a haunting but rather a toilet roll stunt. Like, toilet paper inspector #78 thought it would be really funny to roll the toilet paper so tight that after the sixth square or so, it would take off on its own. Or maybe it was a ghost, but one of our dearly departed cats. Bud loved to bat at the toilet paper until it all laid in one massive pile. Yeah, I would like to think it was Bud and not my Great, Great Grandpa Carl.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

That's enough to make you pee yourself! I would like to think that it might be the cat-ghost but the real question is.... can they do it in reverse and roll it all back up afterwards? This might call for some testing!

Anonymous said...

man i feel scary now

Arikbo said...

lmao omg tinsoldier that would have been something!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sure it must have been Bud saying hello, and because he was known for such a stunt, he chose it as a way for you to know it really was HIM and not some other ghost. Lay your fears to rest...great grampa is not looking over your shoulder! Thanks for a great post! Carol Jean and the gang. :)